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Erasmus – Johnson’s Berlin Wall by Robert Braban

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Erasmus – Johnson’s attempt at a Berlin Wall.

In 1961 the East German regime built the Berlin Wall to protect their flawed ideology from being exposed through contact of their citizens with those in the free West.

The refusal of Johnson to allow UK young people to have the advantage of continued participation in the Erasmus programme is his personal version of the Berlin Wall; this time starting to build a Psychological barrier between democracy in the EU and nationalism in Little England.

The Berlin Wall survived and oppressed those it entrapped for almost thirty years. Johnson’s psychological barrier must not be permitted to become established and must be blocked at every attempt.

The excuse that there are ample world-wide university programmes now available is designed to give the impression that Johnson has somehow introduced new opportunities. He has not. Any opportunities now available were there in addition to Erasmus.

New Political Mafia by Robert Braban

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Letter to Johnson of ‘Trump, Johnson, Bolsanaro & Co (unlimited)’

28th May 2020

Dear Johnson,

It’s now two weeks since I last wrote to you and it’s become very apparent that you do not do too well without me.

As a part-time prototype premier and pretender, participating almost permanently in puerile procrastination, your parsimonious protestations at the prohibited pursuits of Cummings your perfidious principal, reveal your own proclivity for perfidious practices.

You are a prime purveyor of porkies and your pusillanimous performance pertinent to Cummings’ pilgrimages was pure phantasmagory.

Despite your Churchillian pipe-dreams your presentational performance and the phenobarbital nature of your peroration together portray you as the premature ejaculation of political intercourse. They point to the need for a proctologist as a speech therapist.

Your status as a philandering pinnochio, primarily pointed at your penile protuberance and with a prepubescent predisposition to pimp for the perquisites of power, means that you present as a chancer completely out of his depth in a post requiring prescience, perspicacity and probity.

The best advice anyone could offer would be for you to jump into the car with Dom and go to Durham to stay with his Mam. You can always do a few day trips to Barnard Castle. The Blind leading the Blind would cover it all from all angles.

Words fail me!

Yours as ever,

Robert

PS. I’ll write again in a couple of weeks or after your next blunder, whichever is the sooner.